Placeholder ahead of the apocalypse

I have not forsaken you, I swear. It's just that I've been down with a disgusting public school child's disease (not alas H1N1... you'd have heard on the news by now) AND there is not only rain but THUNDER and LIGHTNING... in SoCal... and it's JUNE! Strange things are afoot at the Circle K. I'll hit you up more in depth soon, assuming we're any of us still alive. May the Lord bless and keep you.